you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
