THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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