hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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