Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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