They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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