So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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