Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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