The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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