i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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