i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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