Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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