i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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