So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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