Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
tell me about the eggs
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