i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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