Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
im holly from the hills drunk
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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