Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
how does that bad decision feel?
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