My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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