chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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