I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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