oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I need moral support for this bender
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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