If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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