who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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