her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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