Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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