ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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