I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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