Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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