Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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