You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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