he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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