i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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