4 words: hood of his car
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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