She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
