Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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