She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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