Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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