problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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