I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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