Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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