did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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