He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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