Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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