new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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