can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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