Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
please don't ironically join a cult
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