Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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