There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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