Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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