I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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