I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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