so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
