Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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